April 11th, 2007 | No Comments »

Don’t Mess with Our Chocolate – Candy Blog

This cannot stand. Seriously. If the FDA approves a proposed change to the definition of chocolate, our once messy, gooey and delicious sweets won’t have to contain cocoa butter, the ingredient responsible for the messy and gooey awesomeness that is chocolate. Such non-cocoa buttered chimera would be known as chocolate, duping consumers into allowing waxy and very non-delicious concoctions into their systems.

Just say no to mockolate!

_That is all._

Posted in Life
April 2nd, 2007 | 2 Comments »

Garden Zombie

It’s not that I’m really this creepy, it’s just that this sculpture is really that funny. Honestly–zombies as garden decorations? How delightfully tacky in a non-gnome sort of way! I may just have to get one of these.

Posted in Gardening, Life